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xxx Heyy welxcomez to ma sytte! Dunn forgett to sign ma GB and any hattezz out there can leeve cause no one wantz yu heer!!! evryone else is welxcome! Enjoyyee!! MUAH!!! xxx ~)*Shout Outz!*(~ ~*Girlz*~ Muriel Andi Megz Reagen Jahnaya Rachel Steffi Tasha Kylie Chelsea Lynn Vella Kristen Kelly Shannon Ashley Genny Nicole Danielle Lexxay Carly Millz Alisen Asia Tricia Vanessa Tiney Maddie ~*Guyz*~ Dylan Adrian JhonnyG. Dayton Serz (kitty kat)Kyle S. kc Bibz Kris *Frodo* )*( about meh )*( ~*-B e e d a e-*~ [^] Feb.5 91 [^] ~*- A g e e -*~ [^] Thurteen [^] ~*- B l o o d d -*~ [^] Irish, Scottish, British, Canadien! [^] ~*- F a v r i t e s -*~ [^] Hangin wit ma friendz, watchin moviees, being annoyin and eatin chipz! MMM... Salt and vinigar! lmao Skittles- Taste the Rainbow![^] ~*- H a t e z -*~ [^] ppl. who talk shitt, tattle tales, cry babeez, mean gurlz, mean boyz, dirttee gurlz, little miss bakstabber, & of course Hilary Duff! EEWW!!! [^] ~*- B a n d z -*~ [^] Billy Talent,Green Dae, The Used, The Darkness, Nirvana, The Killerz, Blink, Velvet Revolver, And The Trews [^] ~*- F e a t u r e s -*~ [*] blondd hair, blue eyes, pale skin, Two earingz on both ears, tall, & nails to scratch! lmao [^] ~*- P e r s o n a l i t y -*~ [^] Loud, annoyin, lazee, fun, friendly, weird, creative, unique, & a total blonde!lol [^] ~*- S t a t u s -*~ [^] single [^] ~*- F a v . C o l o u r z -*~ [^] Purple, blu, black, and red [^] http://www.famoussas.com/ http://www.loserkids.com/ Blonde Jokes I'm a blonde, so don't get all mad and stuff Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said concentrate There were two blondes driving to disney land in Los Angeles. The were looking for signs that would lead them there. One of them finally saw a sign. It said Disney, Left So they turned around and went back home Whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito? When you slap the misquito it stops sucking. There were a blonde, a brunette and a redhead at the top of Magic Mountain. The myth of the mountain was that if anyone ran and jumped of the mountain they would become that. The brunette ran, jumped off and said she wanted to be an eagle. She turned in to an eagle and flew away. The redhead did the same but said she wanted to be a cat. She turned into one and landed on all fours and walked away. The blonde ran and tripped over a rock an yelled Sh**!...’ A Blonde, a Redhead and a Brunette go into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the ladies room, if you say one true thing you will recieve the desire of your heart, but if you tell a lie you will be sucked into the mirror forever. The Redhead walks in and says “I think I am the most intelligent woman here” and *poof* a million dollars falls in her hands. The Brunette walks in and say "I think I am the most beautiful woman here” and *poof* the keys to a mustang falls into her hands. Next the Blonde walks in and says "I think..." and *poof* she disappears into the mirror forever. A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her “Is something wrong?” To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!” There were a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They have been out in the woods starving for days. One day the brunette goes hunting and comes back with a tweetie bird. She says “I follow the tracks, I hunt, I kill.” Then the red head goes out and comes back with a rabbit. She says “I follow the tracks, I hunt, I kill.” Then the blonde goes out and it's been a couple of days and she comes back all brusied. And says “I follow the tracks, I hunt, I get hit by the train.” What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change. What do you call a blonde in college? A visitor. Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She didn't know which 1 came first. Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? She missed.